Son of a bitch. My instructor took away the kick board today. Holy hell, what was she thinking?!
Well, if I wasn’t fully awake when I jumped into the pool pre-dawn, I sure woke up quickly when she said, “no kick board”. Again I must say… son of a bitch.
Man, that sucked.
The biggest thing she had me practice was keeping my head under the water for a longer period of time to fully exhale, coming back up to take one breath and then going back under. I did okay with exhaling, but I didn’t do so well with only taking one breath (and don’t even ask me about my arms, my form went to hell and I really lost all control of my arms. They were flailing around just trying to keep me afloat. It wasn’t pretty. At one point she told me I’m putting my arm straight up in the air as I’m bringing it out of the water. I said, “is that good, am I supposed to be doing that”. “NO” – was her reply. Oh!). I think I only managed to do it properly twice and then on my second time coming out of the water to take a breath I was really panicky and out of breath. I stopped mid-length of the pool a lot because I couldn’t get comfortable with doing this. But she assured me I did okay. And that I am improving. She even said that I swam today. I really don’t think I swam, I think I just moved forward without drowning, but hell if she says I swam, I won’t argue. Except that I will. I really didn’t swim!
But what I did that was impressive and new for me… I wore my swim cap and goggles. It’s the first time putting on the swim cap (other than when I did it as a joke last summer to see if my massive amount of hair would fit under a swim cap) and goggles. And I have to say the goggles hurt like hell. She kept telling me they were supposed to be that tight, but they fricken hurt. Just seemed like a tad too much pain for just being swim goggles. But as I sat there in my goggles and swim cap, I figured I looked ridiculous considering I can’t swim. But much like how I was when I first started running… fake it ’til you make it. If I can’t swim, I might as well look like I can!
I plan on going swimming Friday morning before work. My instructor gave me a few drills to work on, including what I did this morning. But she told me not to do it too many times. To which I replied, “yeah, I’d probably drown” and she answered… “yeah, and then you’d have to get rescued by the lifeguards and that’s no fun and it would be embrassing”.
Hhmmm… not sure if my snarky attitude is wearing off on her or if she really agrees that I’d drown! Either way, I’m glad I got the okay not to have to do too many of those drills. They were not good. Or should I say, I was not good at doing them? Either way, it’s back in the pool 5am Friday. What a way to start the weekend!
Until next time,
Gotta Run (gotta swim)